About this product
Warranty Duration12 Months
Product description
"Proper Nostalgia Trip in Your Pocket – Meet Your New Commute Saviour!"
Alright gamers, let's cut to the chase – this R36S retro handheld is the absolute mutt's nuts for reliving your 90s childhood. No WiFi? No problem! Packed with 500+ classic games (yes, including that Mario one you're thinking of), this little belter fits in your jacket pocket but delivers proper arcade vibes.
Why every bloke needs one:
Charge anywhere – USB plug into your laptop, car charger or that crusty old power bank in your gym bag
10-hour battery life – lasts longer than your nan's Sunday roast stories
Built tougher than a rugby prop – survives being chucked in work bags/down the tube escalator
Retro-cool design – way more street cred than staring at your phone like a zombie
Perfect for:
️ Killing time on Northern Line delays
️ Showing Gen Z what real gaming looks like
️ The ultimate stocking filler (miles better than socks!)
cheaper than a round at the pub but way more fun. Comes loaded with hidden gems even proper gaming nerds forgot existed!
Don't muck about – these are shifting faster than Terry's Chocolate Oranges at Christmas. Grab yours before the kids nick it off you!