Product description
BRITISH PET OWNERS! Tired of Your Home Looking Like a Yeti’s Lair?
Slip On These Magic Gloves Fur Disappears Faster Than Biscuits in a Tea Break!
HOW IT WORKS (SORCERY EXPLAINED):
"Static Superpower": Electrostatic fibres JUMP onto pet hairs like spaniels to mud – lifts even embedded sofa fur!
2-in-1 Secret: Grooms Mittens WHILE cleaning cushions saves £25/month on grooming brushes + lint rollers!
Wet Weather Warrior: Works on damp carpets too (because Britain...️).
REAL-LIFE RESCUE MISSIONS:
▸ "Car Seat Catastrophe Fix": 30-sec glove swipe = no more hairy school runs (bye-bye judgy mum stares!).
▸ Velvet Sofa Saviour: Gentle enough for posh fabric rescues your John Lewis throne from fluff invasion!
▸ Landlord Inspection Mode: Erase trace of Rover before tenancy checks (your deposit says THANK YOU ).
WHY 200K UK PAWS APPROVE:
Wash & Reuse 100+ Times: Survives 40° cycles = kills disposable roller guilt (eco-warrior points +££ saved!).
No More Finger Cramps: Ergonomic grip beats clunky lint rollers clean 3x faster during Corrie ad breaks!
Lab Tested on All Breeds: From Sphynx cats to shedding Huskies – even works on husbands’ hoodies!
️ WARNING:
May cause side effects:
•Neighbours assuming you’ve hired a cleaner
•Your cat glaring when you "steal" its fur for crafts
•Sudden urge to pet-sit for extra cash (it’s that satisfying!)
GRAB YOUR FUR-FIGHTING COMMANDOS!
(Pssst... Labrador owners need 2 pairs!)