the original alien abduction lamp

In a galaxy far, far away, superior beings have engineered, and hand assembled an out of this world table lamp for you to enjoy. Using intelligent design and only the best quality materials that are light years ahead of your planet. The Original Alien Abduction Lamp is made from galvanised steel for a highly polished chrome effect spaceship, making it durable for travelling through space and time. An energy efficient touch control colour changing LED lighting, giving a Polaris effect similar to your planet's Northern Lights or stealth mode if you need to avoid detection. Alien pilots that come in peace, real fake grass, scratch resistant acrylic beam and an unsuspecting cow. Resistance is futile, the mothership awaits. Join us today!