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Pastel Pens - Funny Pens - Banter Cards Pens
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S**y
Item: 5 Mixed Bundle
Love these pens have bought 4 lots now so humorous
20 November 2024
K** R**d
Item: 5 Sweary Bundle
Just had them delivered absolutely love them, definitely ideal for the rest of my day at work
1 August 2024
C**r B**e
Item: 5 Sweary Bundle
These are great and no one steals my pens anymore
5 September 2024
n**5
Item: 10 Mixed Bundle
Great pens ideal to give people as a gift
29 September 2024
a**_
Item: 5 Sweary Bundle
Absolutely love our sweary pen bundle x
6 August 2024
S**y
Item: 10 Sweary Bundle
Love these pens so humorous and funny
20 November 2024
h**g h**s S**d
Item: 10 Mixed Bundle
Delivered quickly, great pens 😁
12 February 2025
u**2
Item: 10 Sweary Bundle
Absolute hit they are fab xxxx
4 February 2025
R**h **
Item: 5 Sweary Bundle
So funny, perfect gift
25 November 2024
M**e b**y
Item: 5 Sweary Bundle
Think they sent me all the pens they couldn’t get rid of
3 January 2025
D**
Item: 10 Sweary Bundle
Fab pens great gift
18 November 2024
M**e B**t
Item: 5 Sweary Bundle
Lovely pens
5 November 2024
u**1
Item: 5 Sweary Bundle
so funny 🤣
5 November 2024
M** p**x 4** i** t** h**e
Item: 5 Sweary Bundle
I oder as a man and there women pens 🖊
20 November 2024
M**😁
Item: 15 Sweary Bundle
Super 🤩🤩🤩
9 November 2024
J** H**e
Item: 10 Sweary Bundle
Brilliant
7 November 2024
G**l
Item: 10 Sweary Bundle
Love them
31 August 2024
B**s m**🥰
Item: 5 Sweary Bundle
Because you can’t pick what they say, I bought them for a present. But I can’t send them as they aren’t even funny just nasty
13 January 2025
A**y S**e
Item: 10 Sweary Bundle
Appalling customer service denied anything was wrong with the pen bundle when actually 4 out of 10 pens fell to bits the thread does not hold the components together
5 December 2024
M**e K**l
Item: 15 mixed bundle
29 January 2025
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About this product
BrandBanter Cards
Product description
Pastel Ballpoint Pens – For Writing, Doodling & Pretending You’ve Got Your Life Together.
You can pick from 5, 10 or 15 - you'll get all different pens (no duplicates)
You can choose between Sweary, Non Sweary or mixed.
Colours are shown in the product image.
Say hello to the cutest little chaos wands you’ll ever own. These pastel beauties aren’t just pens—they're your new emotional support stationery.
•Soft-touch plastic so smooth, you'll want to write your entire trauma timeline in bubble letters.
•Glides like a dream across paper—no scratchy nonsense, just pure inky bliss.
•6 aesthetic AF colours because your vibes deserve variety. (These could include: Pastel blue, Pastel Green, Pastel Light blue, Pastel pink, Pastel purple, Pastel yellow)
•Clicky tops for fidgety moments, minor existential crises, or just because it’s fun.
•Reliable AF ink flow—because nothing kills a good rant like a dry pen.
Perfect for journaling, note-taking, or writing passive aggressive to-do lists. Whether you’re a student, a hot mess, or somewhere in between, these pens are ready to romanticize your mildly chaotic life.
Add to cart before they vanish faster than your will to study.
Ships fast, writes faster.
Tag a friend who always “borrows” your pens and never gives them back. Yeah. We see you.
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