Product description
You silly goose.
Yes, you. The one who clicks ‘Add to Cart’ because you saw a goose wearing glasses and immediately felt seen. This bag is for the class clowns, the softly chaotic, the ones who bring snacks, and the ones who talk to animals in public like they’re people. In short—this is for the charmingly unhinged (and proud). This Tote.
🎒 Say Hello to the "Silly Goose" Tote
This isn’t just any tote. This is a pink goose in specs level tote. Which means it’s not only practical—it’s the exact energy you want to show up with. Are you the type who forgets what they were saying mid-sentence, then finishes with a giggle? Congratulations. You’re the main character here.
🌍 Made From 100% Recycled Cotton
She’s sustainable. She’s sturdy. She’s 100% recycled cotton and ready to carry your farmer’s market strawberries, your laptop full of unhinged Pinterest boards, or 6 books you swear you’ll read. Lightweight but tough (like you after 3 oat lattes), this tote is stitched to slay responsibly.
🧵 Fabric: 130–135gsm
📏 Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)
🦢 Why You’ll Love This Goosebag
•Adorably Unserious: A pink goose in glasses saying “Silly Goose”? That’s peak serotonin.
•Fits Everything But the Drama: Books, snacks, journals, chaos—she handles it.
•Makes People Smile: It’s practically impossible not to comment on this tote. Prepare for compliments, giggles, and “where did you get that?” moments.
•Eco Flex: Made from 100% recycled cotton so you can flex on capitalism and carry your stuff.
•Your quirky bestie who definitely says “goosie” instead of “goose.”
•The librarian who low-key has a feral sense of humor.
•That coworker who needs a daily serotonin boost with their spreadsheet.
Whether it’s a birthday, Galentine’s Day, a ‘just because,’ or a “hey I saw this and thought of your vibe” gift, this tote hits the mark for animal lovers, soft girlies, and everyone in between.
•Pair it with a denim jacket, trainers, and a slightly chaotic vibe.
•Bring it to therapy. Bring it to brunch. Bring it to the shop where you only meant to buy milk and left with oat cookies, two candles, and a house plant named Marjorie.
•Works as a commuter tote or a lighthearted book bag—you decide.
Spot clean gently or cold wash and air dry if she’s seen too much of the outside world. She’s delicate. Like you.
Final thoughts?
If you’ve ever called someone a silly goose (or been called one), this tote’s basically your spirit animal. It’s soft, funny, practical, and a little bit ridiculous in the best way. Add it to your life. You know you want to.
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Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.