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Customer reviews (52)
L**a
Item: 5 Mixed Bundle
Love the story behind the goods, you go for it. Plus love the pens
4 wk ago
S**y
Item: 5 Mixed Bundle
Love these pens have bought 4 lots now so humorous
20 November 2024
K** R**d
Item: 5 Sweary Bundle
Just had them delivered absolutely love them, definitely ideal for the rest of my day at work
1 August 2024
a**_
Item: 5 Sweary Bundle
Absolutely love our sweary pen bundle x
6 August 2024
S**y
Item: 10 Sweary Bundle
Love these pens so humorous and funny
20 November 2024
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Banter Cards
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About this product
BrandBanter Cards
Product description
Pastel Ballpoint Pens – For Writing, Doodling & Pretending You’ve Got Your Life Together.
You can pick from 5, 10 or 15 - you'll get all different pens (no duplicates)
You can choose between Sweary, Non Sweary or mixed.
Colours are shown in the product image.
Say hello to the cutest little chaos wands you’ll ever own. These pastel beauties aren’t just pens—they're your new emotional support stationery.
•Soft-touch plastic so smooth, you'll want to write your entire trauma timeline in bubble letters.
•Glides like a dream across paper—no scratchy nonsense, just pure inky bliss.
•6 aesthetic AF colours because your vibes deserve variety. (These could include: Pastel blue, Pastel Green, Pastel Light blue, Pastel pink, Pastel purple, Pastel yellow)
•Clicky tops for fidgety moments, minor existential crises, or just because it’s fun.
•Reliable AF ink flow—because nothing kills a good rant like a dry pen.
Perfect for journaling, note-taking, or writing passive aggressive to-do lists. Whether you’re a student, a hot mess, or somewhere in between, these pens are ready to romanticize your mildly chaotic life.
Add to cart before they vanish faster than your will to study.
Ships fast, writes faster.
Tag a friend who always “borrows” your pens and never gives them back. Yeah. We see you.